Sage's Blog: Nueral Interface

seamelle:

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

This makes living sound so metal.

I’m just a skull ridding around.

I am sittings in the most holy of hollies, the Starbucks on the corner of East 3rd and 1st Ave, everyone is proto famous in the moment thinking Baby, if you gave me a place to have dinner parties I will give you the revolution. My boy Eric ! Oh I had to avert the eyes, dare not spot anyone not yet famous enough to cover for their ginormous facial deformity. Because we are all deformed before we come into money. I just saw a rich man pick and eat his face. His bomber jacket cast a glamor so I t looked like he was nervous instead of hungry.

Angelina Jolie looks like my mother from the early 90s, my dad is half way between Denzel Washington and George Clooney, and ain’t none of those guys are handsome. But they smile like they mean it.

wheniwentglutenfree:

wheniwentglutenfree:

seamelle:

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

have you tried turning it off and then on again

All those nerves!

seamelle:

loki-is-our-god:

so the other day i was in town with my mother getting my uniform for the new school year and i was wearing my “proud member of loki’s army” shirt and this guy walked past me with a captain america shirt on and as he walked past me he said “puny god!” so i said back to him “the soldier, the man out of time” and he started laughing and gave me a high five and my mother was like

I ship it.

If you want to understand Loki a little more you have to understand that Odin only has one eye. One way or another he isn’t seeing evil. So, like imagine Europeans who are all chill and not really into the fightOrflight emergency of a evil devil trying to get you to go to hell?

What is evil with out malice or hell?

Just mischief.

So he’s sort of like the devil from a European perspective, and it helps to compare and contrast the cultures and their styles of thought.